Your Tranformer Name

My Transform name is Decpicon. What is yours?

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Klingons

I found this on the internet one day. Below is a Star Trek themed Christmas card someone had made up. Instead it should read, "Merry Christmas and a Hycrudoo Krsackkec." *tsk*tsk*

Here is a website with a few Klingon phrases. One of them is "paQled yIghuH," which means "Nerd Alert." I'm still not quite sure if that phrase has a negative connotation. Nerd Alert -- is that a complement or what?

Other one is "VorSagh yISop ej bIhegh SoSnagh wI’," which has an English translation of "Eat shit and die mother- fucker." Apparently, that expression originated from the squalors of a major Klingon metropolis. Young, displaced Klingon youths would chant this before shooting up a decrepit mud hut dwelling with their plasma rifles. All while driving by in their low gravity spacecrafts.

I Hate Huckabees but loves Team America: Fuck Yeah!

I Hate Huckabees. I give it 4 Walmart stores of 10. Nothing made sense. The whole movie was a blur. I don't think I remember any of it. The movie didn't have a happy or a sad story line; just a mindless, boring story.

I mildly enjoyed Team America: Fuck Yeah! It wasn't the RHINO-EKRHΞH of GALA I was expecting, but it was okay for a few laughs. Recurring jokes are supposed to be based on mathematics and God's, evolutionary, aligned geometry of the universe. However, some of the jokes in this movie were overused by just a Smigel. Long enough for me to question the comedic genius of Tray Parker and Matt Stone. Nevertheless, I did enjoy the movie for its TV grade comedy. It's worth seeing for a few Smiggles. I don't think it's worth the price of admission. The cost of watching movies these days are outrageous. To compensate for the cost sometimes, I Smiggle my own popcorn and drinks into the theatre. I give this movie, 6 milk cartons out of 10.

My Blog if it was written by Snoop *Paaace out*

Click here to see the Snoopified version of my blog.

News - Man Mistakenly Cuts off Penis

This not made up! Follow this link for the original source! Thank to Jon for finding me this story. Our heart goes out to Mr. Constantin Mocanu. *Jim kisses index&middle fingers on right hand, and points to god*

-Jim

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Romanian mistakenly cuts off penis, dog eats it
04 Oct 2004 13:52:15 GMT, Source: Reuters, BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters)

A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

Fav TV shows from the '80s

Remember shows like Owl TV, Reading Rainbow, The Odyssey, Square One TV, The Edison Twins, an Strawberry Shortcake?
here is an on going list of shows I like.

Soo Funny. She eats the neon line.

Harriet's Magic Hat was the best. You put on a hat and you get transported anywhere.